you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
