why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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