Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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