Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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