I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
