no. you can't hotbox the world.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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