I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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