If i come over, it means nothing
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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