I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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