Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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