can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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