Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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