I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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