Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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