so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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