Can Purell be used as lube?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I wish you could order shots online.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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