Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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