i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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