I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
