yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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