"it" just moved
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize