Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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