: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Boobs are out for the taking
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize
