I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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