wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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