I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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