Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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