jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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