There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
pop tarts are not kleenex
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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