So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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