Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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