Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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