at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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