no. you can't hotbox the world.
Blood and glitter go together right?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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