why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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