I want to stick my p in your. b.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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