? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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