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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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