I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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