I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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