Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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