you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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