# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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