He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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