I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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