Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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