i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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