Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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