Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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