shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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