shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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