I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Holy shit dude........stairs
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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