I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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