I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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