i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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