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i may or may not be watching the land before time
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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