Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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