Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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