Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Text me some of your sweat
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize